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4:58AM 02/04/09

her tongue was
a pink poison placebo

9:31PM 02/09/09

neat freaks
masturbate with
condoms on

6:04PM 03/05/09

swastikas and
crosses look just
as silly to me!

11:46AM 03/12/09

the sun is
trying to kill me

11:11PM 03/19/09

I would rather starve
than suck Hallmark's
dick for cheeseburgers.

12:08AM 03/22/09

just quit writing
asshole; you suck.

5:42PM 04/05/09

the campus security
guard looks like walt
whitman

9:30PM 04/12/09

sell yourself
sweat yourself old.

10:02PM 04/20/09

stepping on fairies'
tails 'til the
publishers budge.

9:30PM 04/25/09

how do you
stay sober?
©2009 ~oldest-boy
:iconoldest-boy:

Author's Comments

I was reading some of Chris Lindores' work and decided to unload a bunch of the saved text messages I sent to myself. I got the idea from this; Clearing out my phone.

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:iconnon-the-road:
Flattered to have inspired this. Good stuff.

Also:
2) 9:31PM 02/09/09
';Posh wank' I have heard this called
and
10) 9:30PM 04/25/09
I have no idea.

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"The good times are killing me..."
:iconoldest-boy:
haha.

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'SHARKS DON'T SLEEP' a collection of poems by Eric Hamilton.
:icontigermoth99:
These are all pretty good, #1 and #7 are my favs
:iconnunheh:
I figured out the last one... for me.

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Everytime you gain your heart's desire you pay for it with a piece of your soul- Heraclitus
:iconoldest-boy:
;)

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'SHARKS DON'T SLEEP' a collection of poems by Eric Hamilton.
:iconoldest-boy:
thanks.

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'SHARKS DON'T SLEEP' a collection of poems by Eric Hamilton.
:iconblue-strawberry:
ha, I like this a lot.

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You have four nostrils, just to let you know.
:iconoldest-boy:
this likes you a lot.

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'SHARKS DON'T SLEEP' a collection of poems by Eric Hamilton.
:iconnightgrid:
hehehe walt whitman :lmao:
and aww no.1 <3

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